Young love... is there anything more pure and beautiful than young love? No, there isn't. But is there anything more highly charged and, well, sweaty?

Yes. Young lust.

Not the Pink Floyd song, of course, but simply the state of naughty things between couple-of-the-year Pete Wentz and his bride Ashlee Simpson. Wentz described some of the more private aspects of his marriage to an eager Howard Stern and his perhaps not-so-eager listeners yesterday morning. Perhaps this is one of those instances in which if everything is revealed, interest will fade and people will move on to other matters.

But really, it just seems like Wentz wanted to talk turkey. Here goes. Warning: Sex spoilers ahead:


>>Wentz and Simpson have 'an amazing sex life.'

>>Ashlee gives a 'mean' lap dance, generally in thongs and 'sexy clothes.' [Duh, etc...]

>>Ashlee's post-baby body has seen an increase in breast size, from C cup to D.

>>Ashlee's sister Jessica never figures into fantasy situations, as Wentz thinks of her as a sister. [Awww...]

>>Pete and Ashlee first sexual encounter took place at New York's expensive and hip Soho Hotel, during which Pete followed the action via a mirror and theoretically pinched himself while he no doubt was being pinched in real life.

>>Finally, according to Pete, 'Texas girls are fun.'


Damn - that's a lot of info! Almost Too Much Info. But hey, isn't it nice to see a young couple so into each other? That's love. And those thong-powered lap dances can't hurt, either.

(Fall Out Boy's latest release just came out this week. Read the review here.)