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Boy George, the talented but often whimsically misguided former singer, current DJ, and legendary front-"man" of 80s chart-toppers Culture Club, has been sentenced to fifteen months in the pokey following a conviction for false imprisonment. If you'll recall, the incident in question went down thusly:


1. Boy George meets Audun Carlsen through a gay social-networking site.

2. They meet up at George's flat and, you know, have a pornographic photo shoot.

3. George suspects Carlsen of stealing stuff off his laptop.

4. George invites Carlsen over a second time and, naturally, handcuffs him to a bed with the help of a second man and beats Carlsen while George goes looking for evidence.

5. Carlsen escapes and gets the hell out of George's flat wearing only boxers, shoes and the handcuffs.

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