Stand Up

If Designer Imposters cologne made a Dave Matthews record, it would sound like this, where a just-out-of-bed Dave moans his way through funk-free circle jerks and boring ballads that four out of five dentists would play while drilling teeth. With Mark Batson (who produced 50 Cent and Eminem) behind the boards, you’d expect Stand Up to stand out, but it’s blander than fat-free, salt-free potato chips.