Real-Life Marches of Madness

Here are some of the weirdest walks from around the world.
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Here are some of the weirdest walks from around the world.
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Here are some of the weirdest walks from around the world.



Dance of the Giglio

From the hill towns of Italy to the streets of Brooklyn, 125 guidos raise a papier mâché tower to cele­brate tracksuits, hair gel, and Saint Paolina of Nola.

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Mermaid Parade

Every June, Coney Island is beset by buxom aqua-fetishists. We prefer our Coney Island freaks pinheaded, tiny, or bearded, thank you very much.

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St. Patrick’s Day Parade

The only day that sees more puke on New York City’s sidewalks than New Year’s Eve. Oh, look, a regurgitated four-leaf clover!

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Muff March

Some Londoners hit the streets in December to decry vaginal rejuvenation (i.e., lady-part surgery). We’ve never seen a vagina in person, so we can’t take a stand.

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SlutWalk

No, not the walk of shame—these marches are a feminist cele­bration of women’s sexuality! They really need a float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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Naked Bike Ride

OK, so this is technically not a march, walk, or procession, but as a rule we’re all for nudity, so we’ll make an exception. (Although the image above has us reconsidering.)

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