KEEPIN’ IT REAL: Cara appears on MTV’s Real World: Chicago, that bastion of nonchalant nudity and in-house crudity.

STEALING SCENES…AND KISSES: Cara had a televised hookup with the lead singer of Big Head Todd & the Monsters.

THE ODDEST NOISE OVERHEARD AT THE REAL WORLD HOUSE:“Bzzzzzzzzzz: Aneesa’s vibrator. [We’d hear this] at least, I’d say, several times a week. Like the way I exercise, zero to five times a week.”

WE SAY THE SAME THING, BUT WE’RE REFERRING TO THE MUZAK:“Every time I’d go to the bathroom I’d look at the film crew and be like, ‘I’m taking a shit. Turn the volume down.’ They’d wink and try not to snicker.”

“I admire women who can masturbate.”

Cara Nussbaum

Cara Nussbaum

Cara Nussbaum

Cara Nussbaum

Cara Nussbaum

Cara Nussbaum