WHAT ABOUT GUYS WHO DRINK FORTY’S? “I’m starting to like ’em a little older. I think I’m digging guys in their forties.”

CHECK OUT MY COLLECTION OF ANKLE FAT: “A lot of times, guys my age are showing you what they think you want. They don’t have a clue what they’re doing…”

UHH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? “We’ve gotta be able to swing from chandeliers, you know what I mean?”

SO IS MY GRANDMA!: “I’m the kind of girl who doesn’t have a problem dressing sexy and showing cleavage and legs and back.”

“Beauty hurts, honey.”

Kellita Smith

Kellita Smith

Kellita Smith

Kellita Smith

Kellita Smith

Kellita Smith