With her new FOX show, The Pitts, this young Hollywood beauty has starred in exactly onemore TV show than we have.

The same thing happened to us at our foot-long-pipe-through-head job:“In one episode, the water heater explodes and a pipe shoots through my head. So the whole episode I have this foot-long pipe through my head.”

We do that with our glass penis: “If I had a glass eye, I’d always do that—pop it out and put it in my mouth. Throw it at people. Why not?”

We are surprised, but do girls like NAMBLA-pamby guys?“You’d be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys.”

Lizzy Caplan

Lizzy Caplan