The star of ABC’s It’s All Relative has a lot on her mind—and almost no clothes on her body. We love it when things work out that way!
STUFF: Years ago, you interned for a congressman. Did anything shady go on?
PAIGE: Lots of weird things happened. They all used to flirt with us, which is fun when you’re 15. It was all harmless. When you’re young, you’re attracted to [authority]. Aren’t you attracted to people in power?
Am I! Many of us remember you stalking Kelly on Beverly Hills, 90210. For the record, I would have stalked Nat from the Peach Pit.
I would’ve helped you with that. I’d have stalked him and made him eat pie. He was always shoving that pie in your face.
You also got to die during a guest appearance on ER.
I lost all of my hair and turned yellow. I got to work with Anthony Edwards, and I thought he was very cute. I was young, but I don’t think he would have gone to jail.
You didn’t sleep with him?
He’s married! I couldn’t do that. What goes around comes around. I might be single, but if I ever [get married], I don’t want some whore trying to get my man!
The rotund Lenny Clarke plays your TV father. Doesn’t it worry you that almost every show he’s been on has failed? He’s cursed!
Well, I think he actually might be aware of the curse, as well. We’re already breaking it. We’re almost finished with our first season. So I think—knock on wood—we’ll get a second one.
Your show is up against The Simple Life with Paris Hilton. What do you think of that fine young lady?
I tried to start a fight with Paris. I told her I could take her. She might be tall and thin, but I’ve got the Napoleon complex. And whenever I have a few beers in me, I become a 300-pound linebacker. [Laughs] This Texas girl could do some damage.
I fear she already has…to my heart.