Rosa Blasi only pretends to be a doctor, and we only pretend to be journalists…so we can meet hot fake doctors!

What’s so taboo about a shitty movie? “It makes When Harry Met Sally…look like child’s play. It’s funny. It’s a taboo subject.”

It’s a good thing vaginas can’t talk: “There’s a part of the show where we say, ‘What would your vagina say if it could talk?’ And the answer is: ‘Slow down!’”

Why is watching a bunch of sweaty, athletic men rubbing their half naked bodies seem gay? Seriously: “Does watching women make you gay? Honey, I’ve got to sit you down and explain what being gay means. I question the opposite. I question those guys who get their daily dose of SportsCenter. I think that’s weirder than guys watching Lifetime. We have hot girls on Lifetime. If men like women, they’re going to like Lifetime.”

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi