The Daiquiri Whacker, $279
He who possesses the Daiquiri Whacker gasoline-powered blender shall be dubbed king of the parking lot. Ice: You’ve met your match. Just don’t smoke near this thing…
<a href="http://koolatrononline.stores.yahoo.net/p9-traveller.html" target="_blank">Koolatron P9 Traveler III 9.8-Quart Electric Cooler</a>, $79.95-
Is there anything your car’s cigarette lighter plug can’t do? Jack in Koolatron P9 Traveler III 9.8-Quart Electric Cooler, and your game-day beer, soda, wine coolers, and Four Loko cans will stay chilled until it’s game over.
<a href="http://imagimotive.com/" target="_blank">Imaginmotive Tailgating Systems</a>, prices on request-
Imagimotive custom-builds tricked-out trailers and “tailgating systems” that convert the back of your car from “the place where I throw bodies rolled in carpets” to a man-lair-worthy entertainment center.
<a href="http://www.dishnetwork.com/redirects/promotion/tailgater/default.aspx" target="_blank">Dish Network Tailgater</a>, $499-
How the hell do you get HD cable channels to a TV that’s trapped in the middle of a parking lot? With the Dish Network Tailgater—a 10-pound portable satellite TV antenna that steals its signal from the heavenly satellites above us. Touchdown!!
<a href="http://www.freedomgrill.com/" target="_blank">Freedom Grill’s 6-Burner FG-900</a>, $12,900 -
Freedom Grill’s six-burner FG-900 attaches trailer-style to the back of your car and comes with dual 30-pound propane tanks. It’s an 852-pound beast with ample storage space for meats and beverages. Just like you!
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