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Sin City Pretty

When Stuff gambled on a photo shoot with Las Vegas’ Vanessa Marcil, we put all our money on sexiness. The result? We won…big!

Your Las Vegas costar James Caan used to be one of Hollywood’s preeminent bad boys. From what you’ve seen, is he now one of Hollywood’s preeminent bad senior citizens?
He’s hot! We were just doing a big press junket, and every girl who sat down to interview him turned red. It took me, like, two weeks to get past the fact that he’s not Sonny from The Godfather. “You’re Sonny. Please, do not speak to me, because I’ll have to pee.” When I get nervous, I have to pee. And then I hold myself, because I never got over that when I was a kid. [One time,] I was shopping, and the girl in the store was like, “Why are you holding your bird?”—which is what we call it.

I’ve got a letter here from reader Sydney Hershel*, who’s looking for advice on how to spice up her relationship with her boyfriend.
Send him on a scavenger hunt. Write little notes to him and send him driving all over town to find the next note. The last note should send him to a hotel. There should be an envelope taped to the hotel door. He opens the envelope and inside is a blindfold. Then he walks into the room—which is difficult with the blindfold on. Inside the room, you take off all of his clothes; you sit him down on a chair. You order all of his favorite foods. You sit on his lap and tie his hands behind the chair. He should be feeling your fishnet stockings. You feed him. When you’re done, you put him in a bubble bath so he doesn’t have food all over him. Then you take him back to the chair and tie him back up.

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil

Vanessa Marcil