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    <description><![CDATA[A look back at horny and humiliating sex you were never supposed to be...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Ultimate Scars Gallery]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Check your stomach at the door before entering this world of hurt]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dream Cars]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Creepiest Kids' Book Author Photos]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Dragon Con 2009 Parade]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[The geeks get their Doobie Brothers on and take it to the streets]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Found Porn: No Registration Required]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Check out what some people just can't get out of their dirty minds...It's Found Porn: No Registration Required!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Cutting Crew]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[In honor of our forthcoming "Hair Crisis Relief" contest with AXE, here are 10 headfuls of flowing locks that should have been locked down]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dudes We Would Do if We Were into Doing Dudes]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[We were going to create our own Men of the Year list from scratch, but we're too freakin' lazy. So instead we'll just quibble with a few from GQ's annual list.   By Jordan Burchette]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Honest Mottos for Every State]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[South Dakota's license plate reads, "Great Faces. Great Places." West Viginia's once said, "Almost Heaven." Time for some truth in advertising.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Drawing Bored]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[You don't need a fancy art school to become a world-renowned artist, just a steady hand, a slight buzz, and a little program called paint. (Paint can be found by clicking your start button, going into programs, and then accessories, dumbass.)]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The World's Most Overlooked Dictators]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[America's 10 Worst Dads]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[The World's Most Forgiving Women]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[7 Animals More Desperate for Sex Than Men]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[The Weirdest Places to Hide Drugs]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[You won't believe these drug disguises uncovered by the DEA. And that's why you're not a member of the DEA.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[2008 New York International Auto Show]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Check out the the sweet rides and concept cars this year's show had to offer.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Best Beards of All Time]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[Our Favorite Political Sex Scandals]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Dalliances with teens and bimbos, allegations of cruising public restrooms, murder, and worse... Politicians: They're just like us!]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fashion: Recipes For Success]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Five of New York's hottest young chefs offer fresh takes on haute cuisine.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Maxim.com Declares Abstinence]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[No more! We´re declaring an end to any more "I´m f**king Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Seth Rogen" music videos—unless it stars these guys.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The 10 Nimblest Movie Fat Guys]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[These big-boned actors busted moves on-screen and catering budgets off-screen.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Top Afro-Rocking White Guys]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Semi-Pro’s Will Ferrell follows a fine tradition of Afro-rocking white guys.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Beard Awards: Miscellaneous]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[The Beard Awards: History]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[These guys have the mug shrubs you've wished you could grow since puberty. Check out the rest of the winners here.]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:06:54 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The 8 Most Embarrassing Masturbation Scenes]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[The 10 Most Thunderous Movie Burps]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[The World's Gayest Straight Guys]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[These heterosexual dudes are just a smidge too in touch with their feminine sides.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Craziest Women of 2007]]></title>
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<title><![CDATA[8 Most Brutal Self-Surgery Scenes]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[You can't fix a hangnail without a trip to the E.R., but these guys have the cojones to carve themselves open and sew themselves back up.]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 06:06:38 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The 9 Smartest Dumb Guys]]></title>
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