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"Does This Smell Like Chloroform to You?"

Watch a video of the 100 worst pickup lines in action.
 

 

In this video, some Australian dude named Adrian Van Oyen videotapes himself walking up to complete strangers and dropping 100 of the world's most groan-inducing pickup lines. The lucky recipients pretty much universally tell him to fuck off.

The most incredible part is that he's not even approaching these women in a bar. Silly Australians, pickup lines have no place in a civil society beyond the walls of an alcohol-serving institution! So that's probably his first mistake. But also, these lines are fucking awful.

Many of the classics are here, along with some more creative offerings. Highlights include:

"Should I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'truck'?"

"You're so selfish. You're going to have that body your whole life. I just want it for one night."


"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty fucked up."

"With great penis comes great responsibility."

"How much would $20 get me?"

"I was just wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo before I Google all over your Facebook."

"I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."


A knight in shining armor this guy isn't. Although he does have some pretty sizable balls—but that's probably just because he's a massive dick.


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