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Have Sex at the Hooker Drive-Thru

It's like fast food, but with more ejaculating (or...less, if you're that weird dude from the bus station the other night).


Dan Riedlhuber /Landov

If you're heading to Switzerland any time soon, make sure to try their chocolate. Also? Their whores in a box. Voters in Zurich recently approved a referendum to build "drive-in sex booths" to increase prostitutes' safety by keeping them off of the streets and stuffed into small, sad boxes. Horny patrons will simply drive into the booth, pay the woman her fee, and then perform whatever sex acts are possible in the back seat of a Volvo.

The hookers aren't getting off (ha!) for free, though. They'll have to apply for a $40 license, register for health insurance, and pay the $5 rental fee for every night they work the booth. In return, they have access to an on-site counselor and a built-in panic button in case of attack, or worse, in case of yodeling. You can never be too safe with those singing Swiss freaks.

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