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Porn Star Receives 100 Bottles of Semen

Now what should she do with all of it?


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Japanese porn star Uta Kohaku recently asked her male followers on Twitter to send her bottles of sperm to be used in her upcoming film, Semen Collection 2. Ever the obedient fans, she ended up receiving over 100 bottles of the sticky man juice. Since we haven't seen Semen Collection 1, and Uta didn't specifically say what she planned to do with all that jizz, we thought we'd help her out with a list of ways she can use up her surplus of spunk. God speed, Uta.

1. Open a club with a whole new type of bottle service.
2. Put a message in the bottles and launch them into the sea. The note should say: "Ha ha, you're reading a note drenched in semen!"
3. Create a twisted version of the Pepsi Challenge.
4. Open a niche sperm donation clinic for women who'd like to give birth to children who have the genes of depraved Japanese businessmen.
5. This.
6. Replace your roommate's shampoo with it.
7. "100 bottles of sperm on the wall, 100 bottles of sperm. You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of bottles of sperm on the wall…"
8. Return to senders with a note that reads: "Sorry, but we're looking for AIDS-free semen ONLY," just to freak them out.

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