He's tossing that football
into his mouth.
Throughout the season I'll be keeping tabs on the footballing exploits of Jared Lorenzen (a.k.a. The Pillsbury Throw Boy), the New York Giants' quarterback of the never. Jared fought what could be considered the mother of all weight problems while at the University of Kentucky, and it will be interesting to see how his 7,000-pound frame responds to the trials and tribulations of being an NFL quarterback.

Throw Boy's Stats Through Week 2

Pass Attempts: 0
Completions: 0
Yards: 0
Touchdowns: 0
Interceptions: 0