Sure, a bunch of stuff happened over the weekend, but I think this link for a D.C.-area car dealer deserves to be #1 priority today. There's really no point in me trying to explain it. But a few things to look out for are:

  • Clinton Portis' dancing
  • LaVar Arrington's hand-gesture aided lip-syncing
  • Laveraneus Coles is very bald
  • Kevin Jones counts off car manufacturers like no one else
  • Carmello Anthony's inability to have a personality
  • Um, do they sell fire trucks?