What is your beef against the Redskins? How can you sit there and claim they aren't a good team? Their defense is solid, and towards the top of the NFL. Their offense, which struggled early in the season, put up over 400 yards against a solid Denver team.

Also, don't forget, they are 3–1. And since it is obvious from your comments that you like Dallas, need I remind you of that 14–13 game not too long ago? If Dallas can rip apart Philly, and the Skins can beat Dallas, that should tell you something.
–Paul

Oh young sweet, innocent Pauly. You clearly have no idea about anything, ever. Sure, the Redskins have a good defense. But lots of teams with good defenses (Chicago, Baltimore, Arizona, Miami, Buffalo, NY Jets) have as good a chance of making the playoffs as you do. It's their offense that's the problem. Mark Brunell is not a "good" quarterback. In fact, I would go far enough to say that he's a "shitty" quarterback. He couldn't lead a stacked Jaguars team to a Super Bowl back when he was in his prime in the '90s.

Second, yes you're right, they were 3–1 before yesterday's awesome loss to the Chiefs. Good job on being able to count to both three and one respectively. I can already tell you're smarter than most Redskin fans. But all three of their wins came by a combined six points. They notched their first win against the Bears, their second win against the Cowboys was luckier than a leprechaun with a four-leaf clover shoved up his ass, and their third win came in overtime against Seattle after the Seahawks' kicker missed a would-be game-winning 47-yard field goal. If that inspires confidence, then you should enroll in Rodney Dangerfield's School for Self Esteem.

Third, how the hell can you possibly think I like the Cowboys? I've made more Parcells fupa jokes over the past three years than Parcells has fupas. (By my count, he has about a hundred fupas.)

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I'm scheduled to interview Jeremy Shockey and Jerome Bettis tomorrow morning (that's Tuesday the 18th to you calendar-less Druids.) If you, dear readers, would like to submit some questions to Jeremy or Jerome, feel free to use the comment field below. If I see one that's worthy I might even ask it! And try to remember, the chances of me asking questions like, "Why are you an ass?" or "Suck my balls?" are somewhere between zero and…zero.