Your fearless NFL leader is on vacation this week. So, to help you kill some time between visits from Aunty and Uncky and Grampy, why not enjoy some of this year's best…well, decent posts.

So, by now you've heard that the Vikings have been allegedly busted for having a sex party on a boat on one of Minnesota's many lakes. Well, I found the alleged (OK, so I made these up) nicknames the Vikes players have given each other since they boarded their mate…um, fateful ship.

  • Mewelde Moore Moore Moore!
  • Once, Tice, Six Ways From Sunday
  • Jam It In Your Erasmus James
  • Brad "You Know What I Mean When I Say" Johnson
  • Jim "Wash Your" Kleinsasser
  • Matt "Time To Shave Your" Birk
  • Fred "This Point In My Pants Is Not" Smoot
  • Darren Sharper (no nickname needed)
  • Corey Chavous Your Taint
  • Ralph "That Shouldn't Be" Brown
  • Melvin "Mississippi Hogback" Fowler
  • EJ "Make That A BJ" Henderson
  • Daunte Salt and Culpepper That Ass
  • Check Out My Lance, Then Check Out My Johnstone
  • Jermaine "Take Off That Pubic Hair" Wiggins (aka The Jermerkin)
  • Michael Bennett, Don't Break It
  • Don't Put That Rod in My Davis
  • I'm Not A Moe Williams
  • Kenechi "Takes It" Udeze
  • Will "Good Poon" Hunter
  • Chris "Make Like Monica" Liwienski
  • Ciatrick "Spray it on My" Fason
  • Richard You Owens Me A Lap Dance
  • Cullen Don't Loeffler At My Privates
  • Chris "I Can't Find the Clitoris, Can You Give Me A" Kluwe