"You better not bring that trash to the hole!"
It's no secret that the '05–'06 Knicks are the worst thing to happen to New York since the '04–'05 Knicks. What's more boggling is that as the basketball mecca's home team dives further into the lottery ping pong balls (a pick that Isiah so deftly dealt to the Bulls), their payroll continues to skyrocket to league-leading, and record-breaking, levels. To put things in perspective, let's take a look at some of the other things Zeke could pick up with his $123 million—you know, instead of a sub-.300 basketball team.

  • The Detroit Piston and Miami Heat payrolls (combined)
  • A mint condition LeBron James rookie card
  • Advertising space on Sam Cassell's forehead
  • A time machine that could go back to the 1988 season
  • Chris Andersen's stash
  • An out-of-court settlement in the Anucha Browne Sanders sexual harrassment suit
  • New Jersey
  • Enough mustache cream to last the entire WNBA three weeks
  • Enough junior Whoppers to last the entire Eddie Curry three meals
  • A decent GM
  • A winning bid on the signed Air Jordan Collection I–XXI
  • A post presence big enough to solidify their defense, like the Statue of Liberty
  • Some nice rims