Jeff Burton may have snapped a 175-race winless streak with his victory on Sunday, but many other NASCAR streaks live on. Here are some more streaks that are still going strong:
Gene Haas has stretched his streak of races without a criminal charge to 13. He still trails Rick “Slick Willie’s Buddy” Hendrick for the lead amongst clean-living NASCAR owners with law-breaking pasts.
Jimmie Johnson’s streak of a small child asking “Dad, what are those things growing above JJ’s eyes?” is now at 154 races.
Jeff Green’s streak of nobody recognizing him is up to 220 races.
Greg Biffle’s streak of being really tired of lame ass “Subway” jokes next to his name on the NASCAR.com Power Rakings is up to 15 races.
Ward Burton’s streak of failing to land a ride because no owner can understand what the hell he is saying is up to 82 races.
Jeremy Mayfield has now said “I really think the phone is going to ring this week” for 7 straight weeks.
Coincidently, Erin Crocker has had trouble getting respect from her male counterparts for 7 straight weeks.
Mark Martin’s streak of driving while technically DOA is up to 21 races.
