THE POWERLESS FIVE
Is it really any surprise that Fat Tony won the Banquet 400? (I mean, other than to me, since I picked Jeff Gordon). Stewart losing an event involving food would be like Kasey Kahne losing the Creepy Old Women Want to Screw Me 300.

Name Rank LW

Todd Kluever 5 —
He'd be my favorite to cause the next "big one" at Talladega this week, except he's not even entered in the race. Check back Friday for my "big one" odds.

Michael Waltrip 4 —
They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. What does that make soon-to-be owner driver Mikey?

Jeff Gordon 3 —
With Victory Lane in site, Gordon's fuel pump went limp and couldn't finish. Hopefully that won't happen on his honeymoon with Ingrid.

Robby Gordon 2 2
I'm very disappointed in Robby. He finished right next to Michael Waltrip and neither one caused trouble. This maturity has no place in NASCAR.

Scott Wimmer 1 4
As much as we at the Powerless Five like to kick Scott around, he really isn't the problem at Morgan-McClure. You'd think that after year after year of hiring and releasing drivers the team would consider that maybe the car just sucks. Oh, and Todd Bodine really sucks.