Since the average fan won't get within a Nokia executive caviar fart of the actual Super Bowl, the NFL offers the masses a glimpse into the bold corporate branding of such valued sponsors as The Home Depot, Samsung, and Chevy called The NFL Experience. There are cool football toss games, trading card shows, and a ferris wheel (from the top, you can see a hundred miles of Arizona in any direction--that's five miles more than you can see from ground level!), but the real draw is in glimpsing the 2008 marketing plans of these Dow Jones bellwethers. Oh, and pink, flowery crap. Football fans love that.



This was an actual exhibit. For canned wine. At an NFL event. We are being systematically prepped as Matrix-like sperm farms for a future, women-only civilization.



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