Legendary streaker Mark Roberts may have been overshadowed by Janet Jackson's flappy jack during Super Bowl XXXVIII (38 for you non-Romans), but we remember. How could we forget that misshapen British body Riverdancing at mid-field before the the second half kick-off…then promptly getting knocked-the-f-down by Teddy Bruschi.

In a continued effort to help our search results (hey, we're all about reaching the the two people in the universe who haven't seen this) here the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" where she gets felt up by that Lady-boy Timberlake. Fast forward to 6:10 if you don't want to watch the whole stupid performance.