Looks like the University of North Carolina missed the memo about March’s “madness.” So far in the tournament, the Tar Heels have pantsed their opponents by an average of 30.3 points per (astonishingly boring) game. While this makes a number of North Carolinians very happy, the rest of us are stuck watching garbage time start with 10 minutes left in the first half. Here are some ideas for how to spice up the next Carolina bluebath.

- School bands can only play Snoop Dogg songs

- Launch the “Cheerleader Upskirt Cam”

- Carolina must play the rest of its games under new head coach Isiah Thomas

- Broadcast the game in low definition—we won’t even be able to read the score!

- Ask the Tar Heels to play a game, you know, somewhere other than their home state

- Make Louisville’s starting five a starting seven

- Force the Tar Heels to wear headbands over their eyes

- Drink every time Tyler Hansbrough touches the ball

- Vomit every time one of the commentators gushes over Hansbrough’s hustle

- Replace all light blue and white face paint with Ben Gay in Charlotte area malls

- One word: Flubber!

- Bet your life savings on a Tar Heels championship