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The Notre Dame Leprechaun
Unless you’re Leprechaun V: Leprechaun in the Hood, you’re not scaring anybody.

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The Austin Peay Governor
An Eliot Spitzer costume would’ve been more intimidating. 

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The Michigan State Spartan
We know Spartans are badass and they’re bloodthirsty murderers and all that. But this guy’s name is "Sparty," which sounds like the lovable neighbor from an '80s sitcom. And we’re pretty sure with that skirt on, half the television audience has now seen his taint.

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Purdue Pete
He looks like the seventh member of the Village People. Is that hard hat to protect him from all the raining men?

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The Oregon Duck
Call us prudes, but we like our cute and cuddly ducks with their pants on.