Jim Boeheim, head coach, Syracuse University

Give him credit for defending his player. Also give him credit for doing so with the grace and subtlety of a young Andrew Dice Clay.


Geno Auriemma, women’s head coach, University of Connecticut

Physically attacking a woman? Who does he think he is, an NFL player?


Gary Williams, head coach, University of Maryland

We’re not sure if we’re interpreting this correctly, but apparently he wanted Papa John to set up behind the three-point line. Maybe he should’ve recruited The ‘Noid instead?