Posted Saturday 04/05/2008 12:12 PM in
Sports by Paul
Filed under: Ncaa tournament, March madness
It feels like Dick Vitale had hair the last time we saw a tournament game, and we’re just degenerate gamblers looking for a reason to drinking again. Can you imagine how antsy the players must be after a week long layoff? Here’s how we envision the fellas from Kansas, UCLA, UNC, and Memphis passed the time between Regional Finals and National Semifinals.
- Watching the NIT
- Hiding from their terrifying coaches
- Hammering out the details of their shoe contracts
- Studying
- Stalking Stephen Curry’s mom
- Masturbating to pictures of Tyler Hansbrough*
- Interviewing for summer internships
- Buying their suits for the NBA draft
- Reading the Maxim Madness blog
*Only applies to Jay Bilas and Tyler Hansbrough