If you missed last night's college football game between the Houston Cougars and the Marshall Thundering Herd, watch the video above. It's Houston wide receiver Patrick Edwards attempting to snare a ball in the back of the endzone, only to be upended by, of all things, a row of Marshall band carts parked three feet from the endzone. Poor guy suffered compound fractures in his leg and will miss the rest of the season, all because a bunch of nerds couldn't pack their instruments somewhere else, like...not on the field. That's almost as dangerous as being exposed to Dick Vitale noise pollution analysis.