Score another one for the hay bashers. Thanks to NBC, the women, foreigners, and Cowboys fans at your Super Bowl party who come out of the woodwork during the network's 46 commercial breaks won't even see Sunday's best commercial. That's because NBC rejected it for being too awesome. All PETA wanted to do was submit a 30-second spot depicting half-naked models masturbating with asparagus that they knew would never make it on the air, and NBC had to ruin it.

Evidently, the point of the ad is to promote PETA's assertion that vegetarians have better sex. And if you've seen the average vegetarian, you know it's because they have to. 


'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad