We thought we got all we could handle of Alex Ovechkin's weird team-up spot for Eastern Motors with the Washington Redskins' Chris Cooley. Then we caught a glimpse of the YouTube gem above. The Capitals' left winger is seen tripping his way through the English language, pronouncing SUVs as "suhvs," and asking for a shot of "wudhka" to wash down all of the giggles. Then all hell breaks loose as he proceeds to dance and threaten the life of the video guy if the clip goes on YouTube. (Consider this fair warning, cameraman.)