NORTH
The Schmitter, $7.50
Citizens Bank Park—Philadelphia, PA
Behold the Schmitter: fried salami, steak, cheese, tomatoes, and special sauce on a roll. Then behold the instant clogging of your arteries.





Fenway Frank, $4
Fenway Park—Boston, MA
This legendary frank, boiled and grilled to Fenway perfection and topped with mustard and relish, is the only real way to satiate the powerful hunger that comes from watching baseball and tolerating Boston fans.

Crab Cakes, $11
Camden Yards—Baltimore, MD
Boogs Barbecue gets all the attention, but it's Faidley's crab cakes that make the O's worth watching. Go for the Big-Lump variety. Weird. That was our nickname in high school!

All-You-Can-Eat, Flyers $66, Sixers $31
Wachovia Center—Philadelphia, PA
With the 76ers in rebuilding mode and the Flyers playing, well, hockey, you can eat the pain away with one of this arena's all-you-can-eat hot dogs, popcorn, nachos, and soda packages.

SOUTH




Turkey leg, $6
Legends Field—Tampa, FL
Do yourself a favor and pick up a smoked turkey leg at the Yankees spring training facility. It beats the hell out of a Renaissance fair.
Baked potato, $5
Minute Maid Park—Houston, TX
If you're ever going to eat a baked potato, it really should be stuffed with cheese, pulled pork, and barbecue sauce. Just trust us.

Ybor City Cuban Sandwhich, $6.75
Tropicana Field—St. Petersburg, FL
Sure the Devil Rays perpetually suck, but the Ybor City Cuban sandwich most certainly does not.

All-You-Can-Eat!, $1750 onetime initation fee + $540 season pass (ticket not included)
FedEx Field—Washington, D.C.
Football is all about gluttony, and smart fans in our nation's capital know that means joining the Redskins Tailgate Club. You can start downing all-you-can-eat barbecue ribs, burgers, dogs, baked beans, and more three hours before game time—and be gaseous till Tuesday.