MIDWEST

Krispy Kreme donut burger, $4.50
GCS Ballpark—Sauget, IL
The minor league Gateway Grizzlies make our list in a big-league way with the 1,000-calorie Krispy Kreme donut burger. That's sharp cheddar cheese, two slices of bacon, and a "bun" made from a donut sliced in two. It's the best $4.50 you'll ever spend.

Chili dog, $3
Great American Ball Park—Cincinnati, OH
Take a cue from Adam Dunn and scarf down some chili cheese dogs (with famous Cincinnati chili) at everyone's favorite bam-box.

Planked Walleye, $16
Lambeau Field—Green Bay, WI
If you want an authentic experience at the frozen tundra, swing by Curley's Pub for an order of planked walleye. Or just wear a plastic block of cheese on your head.

Pierogi, $3.75
Jacobs Field—Cleveland, OH
The world's best pierogi (served with sour cream and sautéed onions on the side) might not make for the slimmest female fans, but you'll be too content to care.

WEST




Fish tacos especiales, 2 for $7
Qualcomm Stadium—San Diego, CA
The next time you're catching a Chargers game, do yourself a favor and buy a couple of fish tacos topped with guacamole. Just try not to giggle as you order, you frigging 9-year-old.

Gilroy Garlic Fries, $6.50
AT&T Park—San Francisco, CA
With Barry Bonds gone next year, Gilroy Garlic Fries (delicious fries smothered in minced garlic and parsley) might be the only legitimate reason to catch a Giants game in 2008.

Rocky Mountain Oysters, $7.50
Coors Field—Denver, CO
The Rockies ate balls in the World Series, and now you can, too! Rocky Mountain Oysters are the perfect snack for the masochist who misses the Dante Bichette era.

Ichi-rolls, $9
Safeco Field—Seattle, WA
Hot dogs are so 20th century. Pick up one of Safeco's infamous Ichi-rolls (spicy tuna sushi) or opt for a teriyaki bowl at—we swear we're not making this up—a concession stand named Intentional Wok.