With Pete Rose signing "sorry I bet on baseball" on baseballs, here's a few apologies we'd like to see from other athletes.

Rae Carruth- "Sorry for getting my girlfriend pregnant. Oh, and then killing her."

Maria Sharapova- "Sorry for making you masturbate all the time."

Jose Canseco- "Sorry for dumping a load in Madonna."

O.J. Simpson- "Sorry for killing those white folks."

Mike Tyson- "Sorry for all the rayp."

Ron Artest- "I'm just pretending to be sorry."

John Daly- You know how I'm a big fat drunk? My bad.

Terrell Owens- Sorry I'm allergic to being alive.

Mark McGwire- I'm not here to write about the past. (But I'm sorry about it.)

Apology from...- "Sorry for filing a phony police report, cheating, violating NCAA rules, arriving to mini-camp out of shape..." [click to turn the ball over]

Maurice Clarett- "...driving with an AK-47, resisting arrest, and endangering bystanders."