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Game Predictions at 35,000 Feet



After our travel department shoehorned two six-foot-plus-tall editors into the last row of our flight to Phoenix, we made the worst of a bad situation by canvassing other passengers for their thoughts about Sunday's game while on their way out of the crapper.


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Pictured here: the 2.3 seconds of our flight that weren't dominated by a double-digit procession of passenger butt in our face waiting for the lavatory.

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Poor Jimmy contracted cerebral palsy from the plane's cramped confines. Don't worry, he already had down syndrome.