Gear For Viewing the Gridiron Fest

Three essentials for proper viewing.

Three essentials for proper viewing.

The Throne

Buddy, you don’t know sit about watching a game in comfort until you’ve plopped your ass into an Imperial Big Daddy Recliner emblazoned with your team’s insignia. $950, nflshop.com

The Big-Ass Screen

With the possible exception of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo reruns, nothing calls for a top-of-the-line television like the Super Bowl, and no set rivals Samsung’s 60-inch ES8000, an LED that’s thinner than Rex Ryan after gastric bypass and sharper than an RGIII cutback. $3,200, samsung.com

The Ultimate Beer Cave

The last thing you want is to miss a play because you had to make a beer run to the kitchen. With the Brew Cave Walk-in Cooler & Kegerator, you can kiss that problem goodbye. It has room for 30 cases of brew, four kegs, and your own tap, so you can say “so long” to your thirst (and “hello” to your hangover). $6,349, kegworks.com

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