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Pat Riley's career can be summed up in one word: hair. But the certain Hall of Famer is also known for his motivational ploys, including this year's mysteriously large bin at the center of the Heat locker room with DO NOT TOUCH signs plastered all over it. No one knows what's in there, but here's what I'd be expecting if I were a Heat player:
- Spare kidneys.
- Rasheed Wallace's jump shot.
- The Miami Heat dance team¿for single players only. (For every player, really. Just don't tell anyone, OK, jerk?)
- Straight cash.
- One Shaquille O'Neal–size Nestlé Crunch bar, which should be enough for the whole team¿if he shares.
- A new Tom Petty CD for everyone on the team courtesy of ABC.
- 31 pounds of hair gel.
- The holy grail from The Da Vinci Code.
- A secret passageway to the Miller Lite "Man Law" lair.
- Stan Van Gundy.