Jeremy Roenick Calls It Quits

Jeremy "JR Superstar" Roenick has had a long and well-traveled career (no Cup rings, but the guy's worn more uniforms than the Catholic school system) that is now, sadly, coming to an end.

Beloved as one of the funniest and ballsiest players in the league, we pay tribute to him with what is, hands down, his finest career moment. Enjoy.

"It's not even so much me as it's Roenick. He's good."

Take a bow.