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Season Record: 14¿6
| JOBU'S WEEKLY TOP 26 | ||
| Team | Record | Last |
| 1. Ohio State | 8¿0 | 1 |
| 2. Michigan | 8¿0 | 2 |
| 3. Louisville | 7¿0 | 3 |
| 4. Southern Cal | 6¿0 | 4 |
| 5. Texas | 7¿1 | 5 |
| 6. West Virginia | 7¿0 | 6 |
| 7. Auburn | 7¿1 | 7 |
| 8. Florida | 6¿1 | 8 |
| 9. Tennessee | 6¿1 | 9 |
| 10. Clemson | 7¿1 | 12 |
| 11. Notre Dame | 6¿1 | 10 |
| 12. Boise State | 8¿0 | 11 |
| 13. California | 7¿1 | 13 |
| 14. LSU | 6¿2 | 14 |
| 15. Arkansas | 6¿1 | 16 |
| 16. Rutgers | 7¿0 | 18 |
| 17. Wisconsin | 7¿1 | 19 |
| 18. Boston College | 6¿1 | 20 |
| 19. Oklahoma | 5¿2 | 21 |
| 20. Texas A&M | 7¿1 | 23 |
| 21. Missouri | 7¿1 | 24 |
| 22. Georgia Tech | 5¿2 | 15 |
| 23. Nebraska | 6¿2 | 26 |
| 24. Wash. State | 5¿3 | NR |
| 25. Oregon | 5¿2 | 17 |
| 26. Pittsburgh | 6¿2 | 22 |
| Dropouts: Iowa (25) | ||
THURSDAY
Clemson 24
Virginia Tech 17
The Hokies this year are kinda like peanut butter and jelly sushi. All the pieces are there, but they don't amount to anything you'd want to put in your mouth at once. Wait, I think I explained that wrong.
SATURDAY
Penn State 34
Purdue 31
This has sleeper Big-Ten-epic written nowhere on it, but it should. Strengths play to weaknesses all over the field, not the least of which being Ross-Ade Stadium Breakfast Buffet vs. Joe Paterno's Colon.
Oklahoma 20
Missouri 21
Get to know Mizzou QB Chase Daniel. He'll be there for you when you cry out hopelessly for Adrian Peterson's warm embrace and instead get stabbed by broken collar bone.
Notre Dame 27
Navy 19
You've never seen a starker contrast between two offenses. The Irish are just asking for a loss; the Navy's just asking for $800 billion in Congressional funding. Pssh, good luck getting Jesus to help you with that, losers!
Miami 13
Georgia Tech 10
Yecch. I'll take the crab juice.
Georgia 23
Florida 28
A game for the ages. And, in light of recent efforts to discourage references to it as the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, those ages are now 4 and under.
Texas 29
Texas Tech 17
After eight games, the 2005 Red Raiders have outscored the 2006 Red Raiders 367¿238. Disney movies are more offensive.
Washington State 27
UCLA 23
Wazzu's losses all came against top 15 teams. Of course the average margin of defeat was 17 points. Screw do you want from me, it's a slow weekend.
Florida State 17
Maryland 20
In Tallahassee, the wheels have formally come off¿Bobby Bowden's golf cart. At least something's getting replaced!
Tennessee 23
South Carolina 19
You just know Steve Spurrier's got a trick hidden up his sleeve for Phil Fulmer. And, similarly, you know Phil Fulmer's got a DiGiorno pizza hidden up his sleeve for a halftime snack.