9. Mike Price, University of Alabama (very, very temporarily)
After being hired to coach the Crimson Tide, Price kicked it Michael Irvin–style at a charity golf tournament. Following a beverage or three and a strip-club visit, he and one of his new special naked friends checked into a hotel, whereupon the stripper commenced charging up a storm (seriously, could you spend $1,000 on "breakfast" at a Pensacola, Florida, Crowne Plaza if you tried?). Price denied having boinked the girlie, though he acknowledged that he was "too drunk to really know" how
