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No-Rights Super Bowl: The Unmovable, Indomitable Fridge
The Chicago Bears did everything they wanted against the Patriots in Super Bowl XX, including giving the ball to their 320-pound defensive lineman William "Refrigerator" Perry for a one-yard touchdown run. The game ball has yet to be found and it is believed that Perry ate it after the play.*
* We made this up.
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