"Once, when I was coming down off a jump, I got impaled by the handle bar, tearing out my spleen and 11 inches of intestine. I lost so much blood that I had to be brought back to life, and had an open hole in my stomach for six months. I've broken more bones than I can remember. One time I was hit in the head with a helicopter (Huey H model military chopper), tearing my frontal lobe from my skull, snapping my ACL, and separating my shoulder. My driver's license was taken away by the DMV because of seizures that I now suffer from the accident that gave me brain damage. I've bounced back from all this to claim a world record in Australia (255 feet on a 250cc bike). Any adventure with Crusty, I'm game!!!"
