5 MLB Mascots That Deserve a Groin-Punching

Most of these anthropomorphic beasts don't have actual genitalia. But if they did, their forced merriment would earn them a fist to the loins.
5 MLB Mascots That Deserve a Groin-Punching
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4. Raymond (Tampa Bay Rays)

This "seadog" merits a beating for his blog's exclamation point abuse alone. But his in-game shenanigans are so lifeless and scripted, you'd think the guy in the suit was just a between-jobs actor forced to take this gig to support the kid he sired with the chick who played the preacher's daughter in the St. Pete Playhouse production of Footloose LIVE. No?

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