5 MLB Mascots That Deserve a Groin-Punching
Most of these anthropomorphic beasts don't have actual genitalia. But if they did, their forced merriment would earn them a fist to the loins.		 Lists
5. Chorizo (Milwaukee Brewers)
4. Raymond (Tampa Bay Rays)
3. David Eckstein (Toronto Blue Jays)
2. Screech (Washington Nationals)
1. Wally the Green Monster (Boston Red Sox)
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