2008 Team Record: 68-93 We know what you're thinking—Didn't we sell Maryland to the Chinese to pay off our debt? (Not yet.) Frankly, if Trembley didn't show up on this list, we'd probably forget he and the Orioles still exist. The team has been consistently bad for nearly a decade, fielding young prospects in the hope that one of them develops into a tradeable commodity. Trembley knows he won't be around when that happens, but, hey, a six-figure salary for a day care provider position in this economy is pretty good.