QB - Peyton Manning IND
Sure, he’s a stud on the field, but when did Peyton become the funniest guy in football?
RB - Brandon Jacobs NYG
Why run around guys when you can run through them? Jacobs sure the hell doesn’t know.
RB - Clinton Portis WSH
Rushing for 9,200 career yards is fine. But attending press conferences dressed like Carmen Miranda? That earns an automatic All-Maxim bid.
WR Larry Fitzgerald AZ
Responsible for resurrecting Kurt Warner’s career and for taking a pair of sneakers off a blogger who ¿challenged him to a footrace.
WR - Terrell Owens BUF
No one inspires ire like the newly minted Bills wide receiver. But before he wears out his welcome, look for T.O. to dominate the open field.
TE - Chris Cooley WSH
How do we love Chris Cooley? Let us count the ways. We love his blog. We love that he did our interview from a potter’s wheel. And we love his 849 yards last year.
OT - Dave Diehl NYG
Cheers to anyone who calls out Brett Favre. In May this gentle Giant aped the QB in a skit in which he switched his dinner order four times and then started to cry.
OT - Bryant McKinnie MIN
While most tackles keep a low profile, McKinnie finds the spotlight as easily as he finds holes for AP. Then again, it’s tough to hide at 6'8", 335 pounds.