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Powerless Five

By: 
Mike
THE POWERLESS FIVE
Golly gee, Carl Edwards sure is mad at that gosh-darn Tony Stewart. He's so angry¿he just might have to write a sternly worded letter seeking an apology. Carl is just too nice even when he's really mad. On to the Powerless Five, where I never play nice.


 
Name Rank LW


Scott Wimmer 5 5
What do you think will happen first: Wimmer finishes in the top 10 or I run out of "Scott Wimmer sucks" jokes? If you chose option two, you win.


Kyle Petty 4 ¿
Maybe Kyle Petty should follow Tony Stewart's plan¿donate tons of money to charity and still act like a complete ass. It's gotten Tony in the top 10. Kyle's charity/nice guy routine has him on the Powerless Five.


Carl Edwards 3 ¿
Carl lands on this list not for getting needlessly wrecked by Tony Stewart, but for not backing up his fighting words with his fists. Come on, Carl—next time, knock that fat screw into next week.


Michael Waltrip 2 1
Mikey's dream is dead¿Waltrip is mathematically eliminated from the Chase. My dream¿to never have to see him again¿dies a little bit more with every Aaron's commercial.


Dale Earnhardt Jr. 1 ¿
Remember when I wrote that Junior had an outside shot at the championship? Yeah, I'm an idiot. I should have remembered that DEI technology is as reliable as telephone service in Lebanon.