With all the free food, booze and flu shots during Super Bowl week, it's a wonder how this thing makes any money. (Oh yeah, $92 million commercial spots.) Today's sponge water comes courtesy of our friends at Chili's, who are launching three new, tasty burgers named for three NFL athletes. (I, too, will be launching them in approximately three to four hours!)
Edifying tutorial after the jump.
This burger is Adrian Peterson's burger. It will run right through your defenses!
This is the burger that most resembles Drew Brees. Note the fastidious grooming.
And finally, the Bryan Westbrook burger. A dead ringer, this meat mountain always finds the end zone!
This is how Jimmy met Drew Brees. Seriously.
Free Stuff Count
Burgers: 9
Margaritas: 14
Burgers: 9
Margaritas: 14
Gatorade G2: 7 bottles
Shitty wi-fi access: 2 days
Flu Shots: 8 (we went back for seconds)