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Posted Wednesday 12/02/2009 10:40 AM in
Sports Blog by Richard McVey and Cory Jones
Filed under: golf clubs, tiger woods, angry wife
Most people assume that Tiger Woods' wife randomly chose a club to allegedly beat him with. That's not so. In fact, she (allegedly) chose the perfect club to fit the crime. So to help all you married golfers out there, we created this handy guide.
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| Posted by Adam on 12/02/2009 3:27 PM | report abuse |
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A little too soon...Not really funny.
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| Posted by John Woods on 12/02/2009 3:33 PM | report abuse |
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Umm you forgot the "Tiger Woods break out da back window cause yew cheated on me" special!Jess
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| Posted by Grog on 12/02/2009 3:57 PM | report abuse |
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You forgot to mention the ball retriever, the use of which pretty much goes without saying.
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| Posted by Dorian on 12/02/2009 4:42 PM | report abuse |
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Ironically you left out the actual club she is said to have used...the wedge.
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| Posted by maxim is retarded on 12/02/2009 5:15 PM | report abuse |
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Is this supposed to be funny? Advocating domestic violence against men on a men's web site? Women commit half of all domestic violence and inflict 30% of the injuries - often because they use weapons - like golf clubs. I wonder how funny this is to the thousands of families who have lost a male relative to domestic violence?
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| Posted by Nick on 12/02/2009 5:58 PM | report abuse |
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Pretty tasteless attempt at being funny... FAIL.
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| Posted by Matt on 12/02/2009 6:41 PM | report abuse |
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yeah, not funny at all.
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| Posted by Nick Bignell on 12/02/2009 7:54 PM | report abuse |
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You're all tasteless...
Don't worry about them Maxim, I still think it's hilarious.
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| Posted by anna on 12/03/2009 2:10 AM | report abuse |
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Love it!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by ronald davies on 12/03/2009 7:28 AM | report abuse |
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Stop all your bitching kids and find the funny side in it! If I got caught cheating with my girlfriend (from the wife) then I would probably end up with the whole set rammed up my Arse! Broken window & a few cuts... Pfff!!
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| Posted by Modern Woman on 12/03/2009 11:07 AM | report abuse |
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Brilliant guide for the ladies, What matching guide do the men have when they are choosing devices to hit their wives with?
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| Posted by Thomas on 12/03/2009 12:44 PM | report abuse |
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The smaller ones would do more damage as they are smaller and, proportionately more massive. Dumbass
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| Posted by Bung Holio on 12/03/2009 3:40 PM | report abuse |
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4 iron is the best. But the comments are where it's at. Obviously the topic is a little too fresh for many who are unable, yet, to find humor in the situation.
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| Posted by Galt on 12/03/2009 4:23 PM | report abuse |
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@commenters - You're reading a men's tabloid and trying to evaluate how politically correct a joke is? Wake up ...
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| Posted by Rich-A-Red on 12/03/2009 6:50 PM | report abuse |
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thought this was funny.
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| Posted by OFC on 12/04/2009 9:44 AM | report abuse |
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@Modern Woman: I think they covered that on Oprah's site.
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| Posted by edward wilk on 12/05/2009 12:34 PM | report abuse |
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Fore:
Seems like you left the most important one out.
"the ball retriever" used to "snatch" balls when there's a hazardous "lie".
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| Posted by Y.E. Yang on 12/06/2009 1:33 AM | report abuse |
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Uhhh, she actually used a wedge (should be at driver's description); smart woman - short shaft was used for maximum control & damage! FOOORRRRRE
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| Posted by Poopnuts on 12/07/2009 2:32 AM | report abuse |
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Pretty clever idea - it's never too soon to make fun of celebrity idiots.
Still - this just isn't funny. It's because, for the most part, these two writers just aren't funny. At all.
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| Posted by rbbrduck on 12/09/2009 6:32 PM | report abuse |
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Oh man!!!! just look at those comments!!
I dont know whats funnier the picture or the comments !!! you guys need to quit being babys ( unlesss youve already been hit by one cuz you got caught !!! He hehaha he he )If you want something tasteless or politically correct
then go read a newspaper or something !
GOOD JOB MAXIM!!!!!!!!!!! PERFECT TIMING
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