Super Bowl Scam

Between monster bar tabs, repeated rounds at the In 'N Out and a lifetime supply of Pepto-Bismol, the Super Bowl turned out to be an expensive week for the Maxim team. By the time game day finally rolled around, we were spent both physically and financially. So you can imagine our dismay when a stadium parking lot attendant asked us to fork over $100+ for a spot miles away from the actual field. A collective sigh of "screw that noise" rang out in our rented SUV. Luckily, however, we put our crafty minds together and discovered a little loophole in the system. You see, there's an AMC movie theater close to the stadium, and if you purchase...well, crap, just watch the fucking video.